By Willie B.
williebflorida@gmail.com
Copyright 2025 by Willie B., all rights reserved
[1,130 words]
* * * * *Commemorative and Celebratory Stripping
A Stripped For Florida Commentary
By Willie B. Florida
williebflorida@gmail.com
The increasingly popular trend of stripping young people as
entertainment or celebration during an event possibly began with the
very obscure stripping of four high school students at a conference of
the Florida Historic Preservation Society in St. Augustine.
Four student interns were asked to serve as guides, taking conference
participants on a walking tour of the nation's oldest city.
In an attempt to liven things up, the conference organizers came up
with the "honor" of stripping the four teenagers--two girls and two
boys—twenty minutes in advance, and bringing them to orgasm
just minutes before introducing them on stage.
Other documented commemorative striplings include the case of Ms.
Angela Hawkins who persuaded her descendants to strip 25 eligible
grandchildren and great grandchildren to celebrate her 75th birthday.
The practice entered the public eye when the Florida House stripped one
child from each of Florida’s House districts for a total of
120 stripped children, who were presented in the Legislature in
Tallahassee on the opening day of session.
St. Augustine entered the picture once again, but on a grand scale,
when the city stripped a record 500 children in celebration of the
quincentenary of Ponce de Leon's search for the Fountain of Youth.
These high profile events made it a socially popular status symbol to
strip children in honor of weddings, bar mitzvahs, graduations,
etc. Usually it was not the child in question who was
stripped. For example, a younger sibling might be stripped
to honor the graduation of an older sibling from college.
It wasn't until the mass stripping at an Orlando Magic home game that
anyone complained. Parents thronged for the chance to
participate in a lottery sponsored by the Magic. The winners
would be given the funds to strip their kids for life, a practice
associated in Florida with giving children the potential opportunity to
play on all-nude professional sports teams.
The lottery was held in advance, so that by halftime 200 boys and 200
girls had already been stripped and prepped. The lights were dimmed,
indoor fireworks were set off, and when the lights came back up a blue
tarp covered the court. When it was pulled back a giant
rosette pattern was revealed formed by the naked bodies of boys and
girls lying in concentric circles on the court. Erect
phalluses and bejeweled clits were nothing new to Florida. The internal
anal plugs and vaginal balls that could be set vibrating by remote
control were a little more exotic. With a fanfare over the
PA system and the flick of a switch 400 young people were brought to
writhing, shooting, screaming orgasm in front of a sold-out
audience. Even this over-the-top display of childhood
sexuality would typically result in only a few days of listening to
far-right conservative social commentators berating Floridians once
again for their wanton ways.
But this time it was no far-right conservative, but a lawsuit brought
by the ACLU on behalf of one Tyrone Williams that brought the practice
of mass-stripping to court. The Florida courts ruled that there was
nothing inherently different about stripping kids en masse than
separately. No law or statute had been broken by any individual parent
or guardian, so the practice was perfectly legal. The ACLU modified its
challenge, focusing on the stripped-for-life component and the
influence of sports, politics, and fame in tempting families to choose
this option for their offspring. The Florida Supreme Court
ruled that nothing was amiss.
The US Supreme Court handed down a unanimous ruling that Florida's laws
and judicial rulings were legal. The DECENT treaties and subsequent US
laws in support of it made local or state jurisdiction the final
arbiters of public morals. Furthermore, as odd as they may seem to the
rest of the union, Florida's laws were consistent with "accepted
community practice" in that state. It was obvious, observed
the justices, that Floridians were not only happy to strip their own
children, but enjoyed the economic benefits of millions of families who
wanted to visit the state and pay to take part in the "mass denuding
and early sexualization of children by parental decree."
Finally, observed the court, parents and guardians acted with
"legitimate evaluation of the future benefits which might accrue to
their offspring as a result of having imposed upon them lifelong
nudity." History, the justices remarked, had already shown that nudity
could be a benefit in careers as wide ranging as sports, theater, and
environmental science research. Nobody could argue that a parent had
willfully set about to inflict harm upon a child by stripping him or
her for life.
With that ruling, from the highest court in the nation, Florida seemed
immune from any challenge. The delight that parents and guardians had
taken in stripping their children by surprise, exposing them in public,
bringing on sudden or chronic orgasms, decorating their bodies and
physically piercing or altering their appearances, moved now from the
realm of family to mass entertainment. Henceforth any public event
could, and often did, include masses of children being stripped, scores
of penises ejaculating into the air, the writhing screams of girls
cumming, and more. The inherent abilities of remote control
were soon exercised to the max. A chorus line of boys could be brought
to ejaculation so that the wave started at one end of the stage and
flowed across in a fountain of sperm to the other end in
perfectly-timed synchrony. That these might be boys who'd
just been surprised with an unexpected stripping only thrilled
audiences the more. All that was needed was parental purchase of the
actual SFF microchips. It was legal to apply them at such time and
place as best suited the entertainment agenda.
State revenues increased dramatically when the trend hit the tourism
market. Theme parks and sports arenas soon began selling
travel packages that included the mass stripping of visiting boys and
girls. The nightly Disney parade and fireworks show now
included floats of boys and girls who were "magically" stripped of
clothing as they rode down Main Street, their clothing vanishing with
the wave of a wand. Major sports teams had waiting lists of
kids whose families wanted them to participate in halftime stripping
shows. Theaters and performing arts centers held talent
shows, dance contests and other events that included mass stripping of
children as they pirouetted, high-stepped or tapped on stage.
One commentator summed it up accurately when he wrote, "Florida has
found a way to combine the stage shows of Las Vegas, the thrill of
theme parks and the draw of pearly white beaches -- all rolled up in
the spectacle of children stripped by the scores, or by the hundreds at
a time."